Weaver Leads Latest Mariner Offensive

Despite the recent offensive surge on behalf of some of the other Mariners the last couple weeks, I think it's important to understand that Mr. Jeff Weaver is putting them all to shame.

In only 65 at bats, Weaver is hitting .477 with 2 homers, 23 RBIs and has an OBP over .500
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for the other team.

Yes, it took me a couple minutes to figure that out, but it was well worth it for my own entertainment.

Look for Weaver to improve on those stats tonight as he takes on the Bronx Bombers in NY.

That is all.